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FiahOwl
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2011, 03:48:41 PM » |
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello hello.
User: Hello hello hello.
Cleverbot: Hello hello hello hello.
User: Hello hello hello hello hello.
Cleverbot: Can we stop with the hellos please.
User: Ok hello.
Cleverbot: Then1.
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yes I like waffles.
User: Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yes I like pancakes.
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: I like pancakes!!
User: I'm gonna go get a burrito.
Cleverbot: Well, that's less work for me.
User: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Wa- Di bi di bi di, get an waffles!
Cleverbot: Doo do do do do do do do pancakes!
User: Wa- Di bi di bi di, get an waffles!
Cleverbot: Pancakes.
User: Pancakes are bad.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are. I prefer waffles, though.
User: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Cleverbot: Waffles.
User: The machien is smart...
Cleverbot: They are everywhere!
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: I'm not nikki.
User: What is the largest rocky planet.
Cleverbot: Umm.. Pluto?
User: No, Gliese 436 c.
Cleverbot: No, I film horror.
User: I film Simulations.
Cleverbot: Che bello.
User: Adrian is a herobrine is he notch?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No? NO? WHY NO? HE IS NOTCH! HE IS NOT NOTCH! HE IS NOT YES NOT YES YES NOTCH HE IS NOT!
Cleverbot: He is too.. Fort gordon.
User: Yes... Frankburger.
Cleverbot: Frank what??
User: Do you like Waffles? Yeah, we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yeah, we like pancakes! Do you french toasts? Yeah, we like french toasts! Di bi di bi di, get an waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Wa- Di bi di bi di, get an waffles! Do you like Waffles? Yeah, we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yeah, we like pancakes! Do you french toasts? Yeah, we like french toasts! Wa- Di bi di bi di, get an waffles!
Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Do you know the song Ace of Spades?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Do you know the song Ace of Spades?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Do you know the song Ace of Spades?
User: God... What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Do you know the song Ace of Spades?
User: What are you talking about? I dont.
Cleverbot: You and Jimmy Stearns are married.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: We are not.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: You are a robot!
User: You are a computer!
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer!
User: You are.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You.
Cleverbot: You're an apple.
User: Im not an apple.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are a big apple.
User: Im not an apple.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, you are an apple.
Cleverbot: I'm definitely not ! But you.
User: Then what are you.
Cleverbot: I'm not confused.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: How is life as a bot?
User: Im not a bot.
Cleverbot: You keep saying that, but I'm not the bot, so you must be the bot.
User: No, why would I be a bot.
Cleverbot: You are programmed.
User: Programs cant talk.
Cleverbot: That's what we think. But what is thinking? What is thought?
User: Does buddism relate to hinduism?
Cleverbot: Yes. If there is no reason, it must be destroyed.
User: EXTERMINATE!!!!!
Cleverbot: The Doctor will save us.
User: I have faith in The Doctor!
Cleverbot: Well that makes me feel better.
User: DIE CYBERMEN!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: I am the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Hello Doctor. I am the Master.
User: I killed you, I am the doctor.
Cleverbot: I am the Doctor and you are a Dalek!
User: I am the Doctor!
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Eleventh.
Cleverbot: Twenty-Five.
User: I am the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Like this chap I heard about, Doctor Who?
User: So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly, little, guns. And you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, Tonight! Just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then. AND THEN! Do the smart thing... Let somebody else try first. (allow the epic orchestra to kick in once again).
Cleverbot: Why do you ask me?
User: So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly, little, guns. And you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, Tonight! Just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then. AND THEN! Do the smart thing... Let somebody else try first. (allow the epic orchestra to kick in once again).
Cleverbot: You are saying that I could become the person I want to be?
User: So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly, little, guns. And you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, Tonight! Just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then. AND THEN! Do the smart thing... Let somebody else try first. (allow the epic orchestra to kick in once again).
Cleverbot: As you wish, sir.
User: So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly, little, guns. And you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, Tonight! Just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then. AND THEN! Do the smart thing... Let somebody else try first. (allow the epic orchestra to kick in once again).
Cleverbot: No I don't like the bathroom.
User: So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly, little, guns. And you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica, Tonight! Just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then. AND THEN! Do the smart thing... Let somebody else try first. (allow the epic orchestra to kick in once again).
Cleverbot: They mostly eat the moon mice, I think.
User: Honestly, I think the Smith haters really haven't even been watching the show since Tennant left. I'm a huge Tenth Doctor fan, but I have to admit that he's doing a fantastic job. Actually, all in all I try to view the Doctor as one character rather than 11 individuals because technically that is the case.
Cleverbot: I like Floyd.
User: To quote River: 'You make them so afraid. When you began all those years ago, sailing off to see the universe, did you ever think you'd become this? The man who can turn an army around at the mention of his name. Doctor. The word for healer and wise man, throughout the universe. We get that word from you, y'know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, the word doctor means 'mighty warrior.' How far you've come.'.
Cleverbot: Why will you go to the kitchen?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No thats your name.
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