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mudkipz

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« on: August 07, 2011, 06:52:02 PM »
Am I paranoid when..

-i think pieces of unattended luggage at the airport are all bombs?
-i refuse to eat at a restaurant because my food is poisoned?
-the person with the sharp pencil really has a sharp pencil tipped with some deadly venom and is going to stab me?
-the pizza box has a bomb inside!
-i stick something in front of me when i go though automatic doors because they're rigged to squish me?
-i stay away from people carrying umbrellas because they have a hidden ricin pellet gun thingy to assassinate me?
-whenever the smoke detectors or carbon monoxide detectors beep when they run out of batteries i freak out because i think its a gas attack?
-i see scratches on the plastic covers to the windows of a plane and convince myself we're all going to die?
-i wait 30 minutes after everyone takes a bite of the cake/meal/whatever and see if anyone drops dead?

Yus i'm weird.
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Naru523
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 07:04:44 PM »
Yes.. you're paranoid that way.

For some reason, though, I feel like doing something violent. I never shown my true personality to my friends. And that is called yandere-ism.
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atomic7732
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2011, 07:08:39 PM »
Hmmmm. That is a bit over paranoid... lol
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 03:47:31 AM »
At least you've forgotten the viruses I've sent in a letter... Why would random people you don't know kill you? Tongue
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mudkipz

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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 04:54:54 AM »
because i stoled their tnt
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 09:25:01 AM »
Quote from: mudkipz on August 08, 2011, 04:54:54 AM
because i stoled their tnt
lol
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Naru523
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 09:45:27 AM »
Quote from: phinehas on August 08, 2011, 09:19:24 AM


Sad for humanity.
Yes, though I rarely do something violent.
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Naru523
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 10:31:08 AM »
Quote from: phinehas on August 08, 2011, 10:24:04 AM

I was only making a joke in reference to:

http://noirongiri.deviantart.com/




Oh, I didn't know. Sorry.
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mudkipz

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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 06:01:37 PM »
nope, i bet your ugg classing short boots are rigged with mindreading devices
*puts on tinfoil hat*
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« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 07:39:07 AM »
Very much so.
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