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« on: July 02, 2011, 04:19:36 PM » |
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This recipe can feed the entire universe.
235 decillion cups of sweet corn
68 trillion tons of butter
Cover the corn in butter. Enjoy!
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deoxy99
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 04:20:18 PM » |
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Meat Recipes: Darvince Pork Cook Darvince and put pork in him. Enjoy!  |
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Darvince
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 04:22:23 PM » |
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You really hate me, don't you?
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deoxy99
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2011, 04:23:57 PM » |
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Yes, I do. A lot. |
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atomic7732
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2011, 04:32:37 PM » |
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This recipe serves 9001 really tiny people.
Serving: 1/2 muffin
5 eggs
2 cups of milk
1 cup of water
2 cups of apple juice
5 2 lb bags of blueberries
Put the muffin mix in a bowl. Crack and add the eggs, milk, water, and apple juice. Mix until uniform. Add the blueberries on top, and cook on the stove for 20 - 40 minutes at 350 degrees F.
(Making fun of the people who come up with serving sizes, and then making stupid muffins.)
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deoxy99
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 04:36:07 PM » |
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Oh, I found this from my programming language stuff.
Multiplication Pizza.
Ingredients.
24 g pepperoni
50 g flour
1 g sauce
Method.
Add pepperoni into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine flour into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine sauce into 1st mixing bowl.
Serves 1.
Note that this is actually a programming language. The equation is (24*50)*1 which is 1,200.
Wow, 1.2 kilograms of pizza. That's a ton of pizza.
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atomic7732
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 04:38:28 PM » |
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Oh, I found this from my programming language stuff.
Multiplication Pizza.
Ingredients.
24 g pepperoni
50 g flour
1 g sauce
Method.
Add pepperoni into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine flour into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine sauce into 1st mixing bowl.
Serves 1.
Note that this is actually a programming language. The equation is (24*50)*1 which is 1,200.
Are there variables? Maybe make a topic for the Chef language, not in here. |
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deoxy99
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2011, 04:39:03 PM » |
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Okay. I will make a new topic about that, and include an example from a person's website.
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Darvince
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2011, 04:40:39 PM » |
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This recipe serves 8001 Barbies.
Serving: 1/2 cup grilled peas
Servings: 8
4 cup of peas
2 cups of milk
1/2 cup water
2 oz honey
Put the peas in a blender. Grind them until they are a mash, then pour into a bowl. Keep adding the ingredients in order until they are all in while mixing, then heat the bowl in a 200F oven until they smell good. Then, take them out and wait 5 minutes for them to cool. Serve!
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« Last Edit: July 02, 2011, 07:53:15 PM by Darvince »
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deoxy99
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2011, 04:44:59 PM » |
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This recipe serves 1 person.
5 cup Woo Beans
5 cup Hoo Beans
5 cup Chuckle Beans
5 cup Tee Beans
5 cup Fire Flowers
5 cup Mushrooms
5 cup Mario
5 cup Luigi
5 cup Superpowers
5 cup 5 cups
Put everything in a blender. Blend until thick, and then serve smoothie.
When you drink this, you become Mario or Luigi, which is dependent on how you drink it.
If you drink it from the wrong side of the glass, you become Luigi.
If you drink it from the correct side of the glass, you become Mario.
If you drink it from the wrong side, upside down, with your hands tied behind your back, and doing Yoga, you become Bowser.
If you drink it while spamming, you become Darvince.
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Darvince
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2011, 04:46:08 PM » |
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No I am talking about real recipes that you can make. Get out.
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atomic7732
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2011, 04:46:39 PM » |
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This recipe serves Darvince, Naru523, atomic7732, and deoxy99 or Bla and other people.
Serving Size: Varies
Servings: Varies
1000 bags of potato chips
1000 bags of candy
Put contents into a container, melt/burn until container begins to melt. Do not allow to cool. Dump in liquid nitrogen. Serve!
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Darvince
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2011, 04:53:07 PM » |
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