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« on: June 24, 2011, 06:57:02 AM » |
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What would you do if, one day, after returning from work, you found Osama bin Laden standing in your living room eating a cupcake?
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« Last Edit: June 24, 2011, 10:25:25 AM by mudkipz »
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Quontex
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Doing my best to kill everyone, Failing though...
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 07:19:47 AM » |
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OMG, Everybody run! Its a creeper
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mudkipz
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 07:50:56 AM » |
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Quontex
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 07:55:33 AM » |
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How the hell did he hide then if he is like 50Ft tall!?!
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mudkipz
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 08:00:48 AM » |
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in your toilet
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 08:31:55 AM » |
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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mudkipz
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 08:56:39 AM » |
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you asked, "how the hell did he hide when he's 50 ft tall" he hid in your toilet  |
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 09:52:16 AM » |
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I get a pistol under my parents bed or get my brother's katana and kill the crap out of him.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 09:56:35 AM » |
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Eat the cupcake. I mean, nvm.
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mudkipz
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 10:37:08 AM » |
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Darvince
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 12:27:41 PM » |
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I don't have a living room, I have a library.
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Naru523
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 01:06:49 PM » |
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I don't have a living room, I have a library.
So you don't have an awesome TV? Am disappoint. |
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atomic7732
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2011, 01:53:07 PM » |
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A muted TV. Duh. My specialized space probe named "Spy on Darvince" gathered pictures for the CIA, and they sold the information to me.
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Darvince
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2011, 02:35:45 PM » |
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No I has TV, but it is huge clunky thing weighing 1,000 pounds.
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mudkipz
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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2011, 03:29:38 PM » |
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Ok, what would you do if Osama bin Laden was standing in your living room, cupcake in one hand, and remote in other. He asks, "I can watch lolcats on TV?"
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Darvince
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2011, 07:01:30 PM » |
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wtf
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atomic7732
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2011, 07:42:21 PM » |
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I would be like Darv is everyday... "wtf".
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mudkipz
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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2011, 07:45:00 PM » |
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Osama bin Laden looks at you and then starts singing "WWWWWTTTTTFFFFF " Your windows shatter and your dog spontaneously combusts. |
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« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2011, 08:08:57 PM » |
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I have no dog. You spontaneously combust while you open the door to check out the the heck is going on.
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2011, 09:04:39 PM » |
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I'd just facepalm.
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Darvince
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« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2011, 09:35:54 PM » |
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wtf again
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mudkipz
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2011, 03:25:32 AM » |
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Osama looks at you and facepalms. He tries to eat the remote, but it drops accidentally and falls through the floor (heavy remote).
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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2011, 03:35:27 AM » |
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This thread is scaru. *Leaves*  |
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mudkipz
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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2011, 04:21:39 AM » |
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You can't because Osama bin Laden reversed all the locks, they lock from the outside. The keys are in your pocket, but if you pull them out there's a 50% chance that Osama's pet mudkip will attack you, a 50% chance that Osama's pet cupcake will attack you, and 50% chance that the keys are really not keys but a cookie, in which case the alignment of the planets, sun, galactic core, and cookie will cause you weigh over 9000 pounds |
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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2011, 06:47:45 AM » |
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wut
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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2011, 06:52:12 AM » |
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Okay. /tploc Blabunker Muahahaha.  |
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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2011, 06:58:51 AM » |
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wut
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« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2011, 07:05:54 AM » |
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Teleport to locashun...
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mudkipz
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« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2011, 07:12:46 AM » |
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Ok...i'm going to assume you teleported to a location which is "blabunker"  Osama stares at your bunker before deciding that he must hide under one too. Unable to find any, he wrenches your 1000 pound TV, shatters the monitor with a wrench, and proceeds to hide under it like a turtle.  |
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