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atomic7732
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« on: June 02, 2011, 01:31:07 PM »
This is DerpMotors! big font to get your attention

All new 2015 Chevy Cobra cause we can
unrelated car to make it look cool
LEASE for just $99 a month! 0% APR down for the first 9 days. make 'em feel good

Used car trade ins as high as $12000 per car!

Unsubscribe from this news letter. So small you can barely see it
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 01:33:51 PM »
You suck.
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 01:35:28 PM »
Quote from: Darvince on June 02, 2011, 01:33:51 PM
You suck.
*calls in* I managed to find your companies phone number, and you ad helped me none. I don't even know what you sell.
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2011, 01:37:00 PM »
We learn words, not buy them.
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2011, 01:49:11 PM »
This is State Motors. We provide some lowly polluting cars for people who need them. The available cars are:
Transportation - 2, 5 or 8 persons
Freight - 2, 5 or 8 persons, 4 or 10 cubic meters for stuff

But, of course we know that you will all use the Collective Transport! Wink

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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2011, 01:51:17 PM »
BUSES AND LIGHT RAIL FTW
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2011, 02:05:30 PM »
wtf two tounges
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2011, 06:36:13 PM »
Strawberry Balls!
Purchase five for the price of five hundred!
Sweet unsweetened sugary strawberry bland balls filled with creme of bland.

Only stupid people would fall for this.

Or am I wrong?
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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2011, 09:00:18 PM »
Here's my job application:

I lyk to cyclone

Can I join this ajensee?

fank j00
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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2012, 05:25:54 PM »
* mudkipz buys cyclone
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