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[atomic7732]

I've had two.
TWO
WHY
I ONLY SCRATCH THE SURFACE.

I know, I'm jelly.

[Naru523]

Okay, so like, I was in the IRC, saying typical stuff. The only odd thing was that Darvince wasn't here and my 'wife' was here. We were talking about Universe Sandbox 3 and how it would look like in the future. Then Nue mentioned that he would like to visit me again. Apparently he visited me in late 2010. So I assepted, and I found out that Dan released a beta release of US3. It contained a pulsar which was pretty neat. The Yogscast then apparently interviewed it, but I didn't know the details about it. Then, I went to go to downtown Sacramento to pick up some stuff. However there was a river blocking me, and I was on rails, so I decided to take the unofficial rail path which was a little bit crazy. A girl was riding with me, while I was failing badly. The scene switched to a solar system. Me and my friends were in a space ship and we were messing around with the planets and stuff. We turned one into a live one, while we heated an icy one. The scene switched again, and this time it was in a flat place. I noticed a crossroads, so I went to the center. There, Elizabeth came by and said Hi. I probably broke down in tears after that, and the dream ended.

[mudkipz]

very liquidy

[FiahOwl]

Okay, so you were in the IRC without Darvince, but you had a wife? And you were talking about uBox 3, until Nue said he wanted to go to Sacramento again, then a river was blocking you and you were on rails so you took the unofficial rail path? And there was a girl riding with you on the train, and you failed badly? Then you were messing around with a solar system, you gave one sentenence, and burnt another poor ball of rock . And then you walked into the middle of a street, and a female Fiah walked passed you and said hi, then you cried.

That is really really really...

Ko_ol.

[FiahOwl]

I had a dream that I was banned from PLAYING minecraft, but not WATCHING. So I was heading over to my friend Jack's house, which for some reason he lived in a Victorian era house next to walmart, and lived with Zachary and Olivia's mom. So I was wearing minishorts, (still a boy btw, wtf) and I kept on thinking I looked like a girl. So I went into the bathroom, and tried to pose like a girl. I didn't see much in my reflection, except I was wearing my UNDERWEAR ONTOP OF MY MINISHORTS! So I just threw away my underwear and suddenly I lost my penis. I shrugged it off, and went into the kitchen, where I then went into the living room, found I had long hair, played with it, totally oblivious to everything else, and Jack asked if he could show me some minecraft things he made (in which he calls minecraft "Stupid" irl). So his mom Zachary's mom that he happens to live with, called my dad to ask if I could play minecraft. He said "NO" and I teleported to K-Mart for some reason (WTF was he doing shopping THERE?)... Anyways, he gave me a lecture about not being a man, and I jumped onto him and took off all my clothes.

[Naru523]

I was in the battleground between two sides. One side was me and my friends while the others were.... I dunno. *Insert boring battle scenes* Anyways, then I saved some children and went back to base. My second-in-command told me he found something, and I went towards it.Then suddenly, I appeared in the living room of the UniSan house near my school. I was talking to Darvince when my teacher told me to come outside and go to my Filipino friend. I went outside and first thing that I saw was a giant car filled with sticks, guns, and more sticks. He told me we're moving to somewhere, and I asked why. He didn't tell me, but I went on it when he drove. He began to sing a song (wtf) which lasted like two minutes. I got off and waved my goodbye to him as he traveled to somewhere. I went back to the house and saw that Chii was like, on the third floor, I suppose. I waved at her, she waved back, then she left the house. I went up to check what she was doing and saw nothing. So school started, and I went to class. *insert boring school stuff 'ere.* I went back to the house and saw Chii again. Apparently everyone else was out so I waited on the couch watching TV. Chii then sat next to me while we waited for the other UniSan forumers to come. I wokity woke up after waiting for like a minute.

Oddest dream... so far this year.

[Naru523]

Adventures with Chi!... again.

Chi and I were going to the bathroom to change our clothes into secret spies or something to save a friend. What we did not expect in the bathroom was a large flatscreen. I wtf’d at it, and Chi laughed. We dressed up and went outside again. We planned on a rescue mission to get our friend out of their hands, and we saw the prisoners. Our friend was in there, and we went to get him, but we were spotted by a dragon. So, after like 3 minutes of fighting it, we defeated it, but then another one came. The guard finally noticed us in the chaos and told why we were out here. I responded that we only came to the bathroom. He nodded, and went back to mind his own business. We got our friend back and went back to change our clothes to normal. All in a day’s work.

btw prisoners = students from school. Somehow darv's ideology affected me.

[atomic7732]

I had this odd dream where this one guy was outside of my house and I suddenly "realized" it was TheLivingTombstone and he had a ruler in his hand, and he mentioned something containing "Jews." (For some reason he was trying to convert my family to ruler-ism or something...) Meanwhile, Neverending Strife was playing (and wtf Tombstone has nothing to do with that song). I thought for some odd reason he was going to break the window and come in (wtf) but it stayed outside and then I went to the door, and he walked over and we exchanged words, I forget what we said, and for some odd reason, behind me was a "home-made" sign, like you would see people holding up at sporting events. He left, I went back in the house and then suddenly I was back at the door again, and two idiots from my school were there. For whatever reason the door was open a bit, and they kind of tricked me into being "peaceful" and one of them charged at the door, grabbing it to open and run inside, but I closed and locked the door. The one leaned forward on it trying to break the door down (really inefficient way though, no?) and they must have heard the music cause he started mocking it. I saw my chance and I started to sing it truthfully and they were like "you're gay" and I thought that they knew the song was about Discord and stuff so I started saying "ponies ponies ponies" in an obnoxious high voice, and they left. I was happy. Even though I don't think they knew.

[Bla]

Lesson: If problems arise, always yell "ponies ponies ponies" in an obnoxious high voice.

[Darvince]

KOLWUT.

[Naru523]

The dream began when I was talking to Nue during my middle school lunch and it was early June(ooookay, awkwardness already starts). We were talking 'bout on of my friends who disappeared and we were trying to think where she was when he found her. Apparently she was by one of the classrooms the whole time, doing excercise and stuff. Nobody else noticed, so we went up to her. We were stopped by two officials who were watching her, and I said that they have to back off. Then I volunteered to go to her place to end her suffering, but they chose several others of my friends. We began to leave school, and I said bye to some of my friends who were at the scene (especially a certain one whom I promised with (lolwut)). We were taken to some kind of prison but we were unconsicous at the time. I was the first who woke up and I looked around for more people, but they were outside. I found my friends sleeping in another room, so I decided to go back to my bed and found some fruits. I proceeded to eat them when one of the workers came to me. She told me that the place would be fine and I would only stay here from June to August. I nodded, thinking about my friends, they'll probably forget me. She noticed my expression, and said that it was going to be fine, since I was going to make another batch of friends here. Then she left, and I waited for the others to wake up.
All of them awoke, so we decided to go outside. I watched some of the prisoners play cards, while others play this... some kind of game, I don't know what's it called. My mother was there too, apparently. I guess she was either a prisoner or she visited me. All of my friends were then summoned by the leader of the prison and we were going to go on some kind of quest to retrieve an item. So we chose weapons. I had a blue-ish glowy sword, while my friends had a flaming double-axe or a wand.
After completing the quest (which for some reason I didn't have a scene with), we went back to the prison when my other friends in school visited us. I was glad they came to visit, but then I was a bit angry at the officials who told them to shoo them away. We went back into the prison and talked to the leader about the quest. He said that it has been done and told us we can go now. I was surprised at this, but we cheered for the departure. We went to the shop to get our last-day items. The lady smiled as we said our byes to her. I woke up as I entered home.

[FiahOwl]

Oh this one was so good.

So I woke up in a hospital as a girl, my hair was longer, my area was gone, and I felt lighter (must have been some good stuff). So my parents came in to pick me up, and we drove through Boston and stuff till we got to my house on a mountain. This was golden. It was one of those dreams you couldn't wake up from, and one of those dreams that followed physics so you actually thought it was real. And so I became a bit depressed because of that.

And my balance was totally offset and I felt smaller.

Anyways, I came back home and my parents went to the grocery store. I got dressed and pondered about everything and my new name. I don't know what I settled on, though. So my parents were coming home and I decided to watch a new smosh video, and so I sat on the couch watching it until Deoxy rang the door. He asked if he could come in with me, I said okay, and he walked in and hugged me like he had a relationship with me. As I was going to the bathroom, I woke up to a 5:30 EST Boston.

Truth: it's like 20 times longer.

[FiahOwl]

Okay, so, like, we woke up on the south bank of a river. And we were taken to this prison. I seemed to have been the only male prisoner. All the girls were in this arena that me and my sister could see through the huge glass windows. We sat there doing nothing until a girl climbed out. I asked her how, and she said she went through the black tube going up the wall, and jumped from it to the open window that we used to view the arena. Then my sis and her went to escape. I said no because my parents were coming to pick me up. When my sister was shot, and that girl was shot for trying to escape, I suddenly was on a mountain. I saw Atomic, Jeraline, Ron, Nick, Mikele, and Matty. We went to some river, and found a guy living in the house already.


IT WAS HIM!

So he promptly died and dropped two stone tablets. Now, wine was pouring out of the houses basement into the river really fast. So Atomic made up two teams. Me and Matty were supposed to venture through the temple to find the proper place to put this, and Jeraline, Ron, and Mikele were supposed to be climbing up a wall to find god.

The monsters had rage faces for faces. The scariest were the Trolls. They ran 20mph at us, screaming the TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL song! I swear this is so true. The rest of them were silent when they used their magic on us to turn us into odd creatures. Well, they tried. They never touched me or Matty though.

And so as we were walking through the temple, Matty said "Look, see those red coins? That's Jesus in desgise" And I waved at him, smiling. We went in this room next to Jesus, and found what would be where the plate would fit. We put it in, and tried to get out. The door slammed close, and I screamed "JESUS!", scolding him. I then opened the door and saw him. He looked like the normal Jesus portrayed in photos. Anyways, we ran out and that was when I looked at mattys phone. It said "No, Matty, we aren't doing such a great job when the majority of our crew is female. We can't find god :/"

And we got out and saw a hundred teenagers lined up to drink the wine.

[bong]

Talk about correct grammar.

[FiahOwl]

Talk about correct grammar.

For the most part it's correct and readable?

[Darvince]

bump

Also, I had a dream that the SKA national anthem was playing. It was very kute.

[atomic7732]

I guess me and Shmoopy were working on a project together, I don't even know what the project could have been, but I made a song and we turned in a bunch of papers in front of a building, not even in class. But I remember remixing some song and I was intoing music creation and I had plans for working on it after I got home from turning it in. And... I thought I could describe this better.

[Desacabose]

I have a lot of dreams that come true...