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« on: September 18, 2017, 08:41:07 PM »
In the corner of the universe - that is, the fifty thousand three hundred and sixty sixth corner relative to the Prime Corner of the universe - there exists a red giant planet by the name of Flattenedwestvirginianmountaintop. This harsh world used to once be full of mountains and their accompanying mountain tops, however the Zebra People colonized this world in the distant future in order to turn it into a Himalayan World, because they wanted to give a home for the Tibetan monks who have been kicked from plateau to plateau over the past billion or so years since the Chinese started doing it.

The way it worked was that, in the distant past, when the Zebra People only existed beyond time, they mined the mountaintops of Flattenedwestvirginianmountaintop and stored that dirt in a pocket dimension full of water. Naturally, this dimension turned to mud and angered greatly the resident squid people who then opened a portal to Time itself, allowing them to invade the Galaxy.

Then the Zebra people waited until the mud solidified and baked and then they transported it into the future where they will eventually build a gigantic plateau world using the previous mountaintops that existed there before. This will be a world made of mud bricks and the Tibetians will have to import their own soil. Luckily a soil nebula exists near the Flattenedwestvirginianmountaintop's star system and the Tibetians will build a space highway all four light days to it. They will make the speed limit 200 kilometers per hour on the space highway so people can get there faster, and there will be a dedicated truck lane.

Since the Tibetians have grown tired of space travel they will instead opt for quantum reincarnation. Given enough time a hermaphrodite Tibetian will spontaneously materialize on Flattenedwestvirginiamountaintop, and they will begin reproduction until they colonize the entirety of Flattenedwestvirginianmountaintop.

In the near future of 8,888,2,888,888 years from now, the Tough Frogs and Squid People will engage in a jousting match in space above Flattenedwestvirginianmountaintop, and the loser will be forced to live on the surface of the planet for Ever.

Additional, since Flattenedwestvirginianmountaintop is a red giant planet, it looks more like Jupiter than Earth, but it's just as habitable as Betelgeuse or better. Most likely. Scientists are still yet to determine if the 400 pascal atmosphere is livable, composed of 33% nitrogen, 33% gaseous bismuth, 33% liquified gaseous plasma and 50% oxygen II.

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Re: news
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2017, 08:45:29 PM »
now where is this in relation to Iconic Sun-like planet Golgamord

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2017, 09:05:48 PM »
scientists will discovered it yesterday

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2017, 07:36:36 PM »
It's now yesterday.

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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2018, 11:40:15 PM »
Flattenedwestvirginianmountaintop looks great this time of year.

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2018, 05:17:15 PM »
this is oxygen . so how it ice? you can.