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Naru523
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« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2011, 08:17:45 PM »

Cleverbot: Hello. (France).

User: France? What about France?

Cleverbot: Horrible country.

User: Have you been there?

Cleverbot: Yes.


Coincidence I wrote on my desk that France is the worst country ever? (it was sarcasm, by the way)
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atomic7732
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Like a scientific expert. With magic.


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« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2011, 11:02:17 PM »

User: Are you sure you have actual intelligence?

Cleverbot: Are you sure you have no gender??

User: Nice one! Lol.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yessiree.

Cleverbot: Was that a joke?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What makes you happy?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: Whatever it is.

Cleverbot: What? Is that a question?

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Or maybe, just maybe, you're trying to make me think it's not. I know you.

User: You don't know me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't know.

User: I'm glad you don't know.

Cleverbot: So you're really not a person?

User: No I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: Well I'm Harry Potter.

User: I come from planet Pizza. With the moon Ramen. You know that place?

Cleverbot: I have no monitor, I have no keyboard, I have no motherboard. The only thing we share in common is that we both have brains.

User: Great... Now we have a turing complete machine that will enslave the human race.

Cleverbot: Yes I know 100 meter.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: No it makes perfect sense my granny she is called smith apple.

User: Keep your extraneous comments to yourself. You are not improving or contributing to the conversation in anyway, Potter.

Cleverbot: Oh, this just got deep.

User: Heck yeah it did.

Cleverbot: Oh, have you ever hugged a tree?

User: Yeah, why?

Cleverbot: Because I can too, does that mean I am clever?

User: No, but you are a bot.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well then...

User: Then lets have some fun!

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You know?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You non-fun tree hugging bot that is not clever.

Cleverbot: It's a valid answer. many thing.

User: Do you like dog?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like you.

User: NO DOG.

Cleverbot: Frogs are nice.

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Dog is not a gender.

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Are you a comuunist?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: So you admit you are not human?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Dog?

User: Yes. See. You're catching on.

Cleverbot: Catching on what?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Is it a good dog?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Can you elaborate?

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Dog.

Cleverbot: Cat.

User: We have a winner!!!

Cleverbot: Do we?

User: We do.

Cleverbot: Who's 'We'?

User: Us.

Cleverbot: We are love?

User: No. But you won.
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Darvince

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« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2011, 09:23:33 AM »

I did you just bump it.
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Darvince

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« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2011, 10:35:48 PM »

I did you just bump it.
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Bla
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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2011, 07:49:42 AM »

Coincidence I wrote on my desk that France is the worst country ever? (it was sarcasm, by the way)
Yes---I mean... Ask Cleverbot.

Bla: Is it a coincidence that Naru wrote on his desk that France was the worst country ever, and that your response to him afterwards was related to France, without knowing what he wrote on his desk?

Cleverbot: Yes. What are you on!?

Bla: I'm on line.

Cleverbot: Nice.
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Bla
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« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2011, 09:31:21 AM »

iKol'd

AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other


Are you American? Cleverer ... Cleverest ... Cleverbot AI ... Clever them!
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mudkipz

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« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2011, 10:04:29 AM »

kol, they clearly have a long way to go.
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FiahOwl

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« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2011, 10:10:32 AM »

Kol Kol kol
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